Quick answer
Choose Squeezed To Death if you want one bright, citrus-forward flavor in a larger pack for a party or a household that agrees on taste. Choose Modern Soda Variety if you want to sample multiple soda-style flavors, including Piña Killada, before committing to a full pack of one.
Flavor variety vs. one focused flavor
Modern Soda Variety is built for people who like options: the pack includes several soda-style flavors, with Piña Killada named in the catalog. That makes it a low-risk way to find a favorite before buying a larger pack.
Squeezed To Death centers on Classic Orange, a single citrus profile. If your group already knows they like orange soda-style drinks, a single-flavor pack avoids the leftovers that come with a variety pack.
Sugar and caffeine are the same across both
Both products share the same core formula claims: soda-level flavor with 2g sugar, 10 calories, no caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners. Neither is a caffeinated soda, so neither will replace a morning coffee or a cola with caffeine.
Because the nutrition profile is the same, the real decision comes down to flavor variety and pack size, not dietary differences between the two.
Pack size and price per can
The catalog lists Squeezed To Death at USD 20.15 for a larger pack and Modern Soda Variety at USD 9.75 for a smaller pack, with comparison prices of USD 27.99 and USD 15.99 respectively. The exact can count is not stated in the supplied catalog, so compare the listed size options before assuming a per-can price.
For a party, the larger Squeezed To Death pack reduces the chance of running out, but it locks you into one flavor. For a small household or a first taste, the smaller Modern Soda Variety pack limits waste if a flavor does not land.
Decision rules for choosing your pack
- You are hosting a party or stocking a shared fridge: Pick Squeezed To Death if orange is a safe crowd-pleaser; its larger pack size reduces the risk of running out. Check the listed size options to confirm the can count matches your guest list.
- You want to try before you commit: Pick Modern Soda Variety so you can taste multiple flavors, including Piña Killada, and identify a favorite.
- You need caffeine: Choose neither; both are caffeine-free, so look for a caffeinated option elsewhere.
- You are watching added sugar: Both list 2g sugar and no artificial sweeteners, so base your choice on flavor and pack size rather than sugar content.
Product facts at a glance
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Modern Soda Variety: Soda-style sparkling with 2g sugar, 10 calories, no caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners; includes Piña Killada among its flavors. The variety format lets you test several flavors before buying a larger single-flavor pack.
Modern Soda Variety
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Squeezed To Death: Classic Orange soda-style sparkling with 2g sugar, 10 calories, no caffeine, and no artificial sweeteners. A single citrus flavor in a larger pack suits groups that already agree on orange.
Squeezed To Death
Who each pack fits
Best for
- Squeezed To Death: parties, offices, or households that already like orange soda-style drinks
- Modern Soda Variety: first-time buyers, small households, or anyone who wants to sample flavors like Piña Killada
Not for
- Squeezed To Death: groups with mixed flavor preferences who may leave orange cans behind
- Modern Soda Variety: large events where a single-flavor bulk pack is more practical