Quick answer

Baby Kick offers a more outrageous, belly-focused joke for close friends, while Rub delivers a subtler, budget-friendly wink for new parents who appreciate cheeky humor.

Tone and audience fit

Both cards belong to the NSFW Love & Friendship line, but they land differently. Baby Kick leans into the physical comedy of a baby kicking, which works best when the recipient already shares your sense of dark humor. Rub, on the other hand, uses a double entendre that feels less confrontational—ideal for a coworker or distant relative who can take a joke.

If the new parent is easily offended or the relationship is formal, neither card may be appropriate. Consider a sweet or neutral card instead.

Price and value

Both cards are priced under $3, but Rub costs $0.30 less than Baby Kick. If you're buying multiple cards or watching your budget, that small difference adds up. However, the price gap is minimal for a single card purchase.

Tradeoffs at a glance

  • Humor style: Baby Kick uses a direct, physical joke about kicking. Rub relies on a playful double entendre that's less explicit. Choose Baby Kick for bold humor, Rub for a safer cheeky option.
  • Price: Baby Kick costs USD 2.15 (catalog comparison price USD 2.99). Rub costs USD 1.85 (catalog comparison price USD 2.99). Rub is the budget-friendly choice if you're buying multiple cards.
  • Relationship fit: Baby Kick suits very close friends who share your dark humor. Rub works for coworkers, distant relatives, or anyone who enjoys a wink without the full punch. Match the card to the recipient's humor tolerance.

Product facts

  • Baby Kick - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card: Baby Kick - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card. Spread the love. One hilarious, horrible greeting card at a time. The baby kick theme directly references pregnancy discomfort, making it a perfect inside joke for close friends who appreciate raw humor.

    Baby Kick - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

    Baby Kick - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

  • Rub - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card: Rub - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card. Spread the love. One hilarious, horrible greeting card at a time. The double entendre is more ambiguous, so it works for a wider range of relationships without crossing the line into offensive territory.

    Rub - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

    Rub - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card

Which card fits you?

Best for

  • Close friends who love outrageous, physical humor and don't mind a crude joke about pregnancy.
  • Anyone on a tight budget who still wants a funny NSFW card for new parents.

Not for

  • Formal relationships or recipients who are easily offended by adult humor.
  • Situations where a sweet, sentimental card is expected.