Quick answer

The BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey is a solid pick for eco-conscious shoppers who want breathable, moisture-wicking activewear. Order one size up for the best fit.

Why recycled polyester matters

The BLORP! jersey uses 100% recycled polyester fabric. That means less plastic waste in landfills and a lower carbon footprint compared to virgin polyester. For buyers prioritizing sustainability, this is a meaningful step without sacrificing performance.

Trade-off: sizing up is required

Smirk & Dagger Games recommends shooting a size larger than you typically would. If you normally wear a medium, order a large. This ensures the jersey isn't too tight during active use. The trade-off is that you can't rely on your usual size—check the size chart carefully.

Decision rules for the BLORP! jersey

  • Sustainability goal: If you want eco-friendly activewear, the recycled polyester fabric directly reduces plastic waste. Check for other recycled options if the jersey's fit doesn't work for you.
  • Moisture management: If you sweat during exercise, the moisture-wicking fabric pulls sweat away from your skin.
  • Size adjustment: Always order one size larger than your usual size to avoid a tight fit. Measure yourself and compare to the size chart before ordering.

Product facts

  • BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey: Made of 100% recycled polyester fabric, breathable, moisture-wicking, with a double-layered v-neck collar. You get activewear that keeps you dry and comfortable during workouts while supporting recycled materials.

    BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey

    BLORP! Recycled unisex sports jersey

Fit guidance

Best for

  • Eco-conscious shoppers who want performance activewear
  • People who prefer a relaxed, not tight, athletic fit

Not ideal for

  • Those who want a form-fitting compression jersey
  • Shoppers who cannot or will not size up