Quick Answer
For a compact, budget-friendly way to punish bad rolls, choose the Dice Lockup. If you want a larger, more theatrical display, the Dice Guillotine or Dice Dumpster offer more presence at a higher price.
Size and Presence on the Table
The three flat pack dice accessories differ noticeably in footprint. The Dice Lockup comes on a 6 3/4" x 4" board, making it the smallest and easiest to tuck beside your dice tray. The Dice Guillotine and Dice Dumpster both arrive on larger 8 3/4" x 5 3/4" boards, so they take up more real estate but also create a bigger visual statement when you banish a die.
If your gaming space is tight or you prefer a subtle desk toy, the Lockup's smaller size is a practical advantage. If you want something that draws attention and sparks conversation, the larger Guillotine or Dumpster will deliver more impact.
Assembly and Material Considerations
All three are made from MDF wood and come unassembled on pop-out boards. That means you'll spend a few minutes pushing out the pieces and following the YouTube instructions, but no glue or tools are required. The MDF construction keeps them lightweight and affordable, though it's not as durable as metal or resin accessories. If you plan to handle them frequently, treat them gently to avoid chipping or bending the thinner parts.
Because they're flat pack, they store flat when not in use—a nice bonus if you travel to game nights. Just keep the boards in a safe place between sessions.
Trade-Offs at a Glance
- Size vs. Presence: The Lockup is compact and unobtrusive; the Guillotine and Dumpster are larger and more eye-catching. Choose based on how much table space you have and how much drama you want. Measure your table area before deciding.
- Price vs. Features: The Lockup is the most budget-friendly at $4.55, while the Guillotine and Dumpster cost more ($7.50 and $6.00 respectively). All three are functional, but the higher-priced options offer a bigger visual payoff. If budget is a concern, the Lockup delivers the core function for less.
- Theme vs. Versatility: The Guillotine has a darker, more violent theme; the Dumpster is humorous and less aggressive; the Lockup is neutral and can fit any table. Consider the tone of your gaming group. Match the accessory to your group's sense of humor.
Product Facts
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Flat Pack Toys: Dice Lockup: The Dice Lockup arrives on a 6 3/4" x 4" MDF board and is designed to 'lock up' dice that roll poorly. Its smaller footprint makes it the most space-efficient option, ideal for crowded tables or minimalist setups.
Flat Pack Toys: Dice Lockup
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Flat Pack Toys: Dice Guillotine: The Dice Guillotine ships on an 8 3/4" x 5 3/4" board and assembles to 2 1/4" x 2" x 4". The larger assembled size gives it a theatrical presence that suits players who enjoy a dramatic punishment for bad rolls.
Flat Pack Toys: Dice Guillotine
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Flat Pack Toys: Dice Dumpster: The Dice Dumpster also comes on an 8 3/4" x 5 3/4" board and lets you toss 'garbage rolls' into a tiny bin. It offers a playful, less violent alternative to the guillotine while still making a clear statement about your dice's performance.
Which Should You Choose?
Best for
- Players with limited table space who want a compact, affordable way to punish bad rolls
- Those who prefer a neutral, non-violent desk toy that works in any gaming setting
Not for
- Players who want a large, dramatic centerpiece for their dice area—consider the Guillotine or Dumpster instead
