Quick answer
Choose Paste if you want a messy, gross-out joke that lands with close friends; pick Caterpillar for a more absurd, creature-based punchline that works for a wider audience.
Why humor style matters in NSFW cards
Not every NSFW card lands the same way. The Paste and Caterpillar cards both belong to the same Love & Friendship line, but their humor targets different sensibilities. Paste leans into bodily grossness—think sticky, gooey, and slightly uncomfortable. Caterpillar goes for surreal insect awkwardness, which can feel more playful and less confrontational.
Your recipient's tolerance for crude humor should guide your pick. If they love jokes about texture and mess, Paste will hit. If they prefer weird animals doing human things, Caterpillar is the safer bet.
Price difference is negligible
At USD 1.91 for Caterpillar and USD 2.18 for Paste, the price gap is less than 30 cents. Neither card will break your budget, so cost shouldn't drive your decision. Focus on the joke, not the dollar.
Paste vs Caterpillar: trade-offs at a glance
- Humor tone: Paste: messy, sticky, gross-out. Caterpillar: absurd, insect-based, surreal. Match the tone to your recipient's sense of humor.
- Audience reach: Caterpillar's creature premise is more broadly amusing; Paste's messiness may only land with close, crude-humor friends. Caterpillar is safer for acquaintances or mixed groups.
- Price: Caterpillar is USD 1.91; Paste is USD 2.18. Both are under three dollars. Price difference is too small to affect your choice.
Card facts at a glance
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Caterpillar - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card: Spread the love. One hilarious, horrible greeting card at a time. Caterpillar delivers a creepy-crawly punchline that's funny without being too graphic, making it a good choice for friends who enjoy absurd animal humor.
Caterpillar - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card
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Paste - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card: Spread the love. One hilarious, horrible greeting card at a time. Paste leans into a sticky, messy premise that works best for recipients who appreciate bodily gross-out jokes and don't mind a little cringe.
Paste - NSFW Love & Friendship Greeting Card
Which card fits you?
Best for
- Friends who love gross-out, bodily humor and don't mind a sticky premise
- Gift givers who know the recipient enjoys cringe-worthy jokes
Not for
- People who prefer clean or clever wordplay over physical humor
- Recipients who are easily grossed out or prefer animal-based absurdity
