Quick Answer
Wear a Mr. Limpy packer by choosing the right size, positioning it in snug underwear or a packing pouch, and adjusting the angle for a natural bulge.
Why Size Matters for a Natural Look
The Mr. Limpy comes in three sizes: Small (3.75" long), Medium (5.5" long), and Large (7" long). Your daily activities and clothing style should guide your choice. A size that looks great in loose jeans may create an obvious or uncomfortable bulge in gym shorts or slim-fit trousers.
For a first-time user, the Medium offers the most versatile balance between realism and discretion. The Large is better for those who prefer a more pronounced look or wear baggier clothes, while the Small works well for a subtle, barely-there appearance under tight clothing.
Material and Realism Trade-offs
The Mr. Limpy is made from Fleshlight's exclusive SuperSkin material, designed to feel realistic to the touch. This softness helps the packer move naturally with your body, but it also means the material can attract lint and dust. A light dusting of cornstarch or dedicated powder helps keep it smooth and reduces friction against your skin or clothing.
Because it's not a medical-grade silicone, the SuperSkin material may degrade over time if exposed to silicone-based lubricants or stored in direct sunlight. Stick to water-based products for cleaning and storage to extend its life.
Step-by-Step Guide to Wearing Mr. Limpy
- Choose Your Size and Position: Select the Mr. Limpy size that matches your desired look and clothing style. For everyday wear, the Medium is a safe starting point. Position the packer so the shaft points upward or slightly to the side, mimicking a natural resting angle. A common mistake is pointing the shaft straight down, which can look unnatural or create an awkward bulge.
- Secure It in Place: Place the packer directly against your body in snug-fitting briefs, a packing pouch, or a dedicated packing harness. The tightness of your underwear should hold it in place without requiring additional safety pins or tape. If it shifts during the day, adjust the waistband or consider a harness. Loose boxers or worn-out underwear won't keep the packer from moving, leading to constant readjustment.
- Adjust for Clothing and Activity: Before heading out, check your silhouette in a mirror. If the bulge is too prominent, try a smaller size or adjust the angle. For active days, a tighter brief or a packing pouch with a built-in pocket adds extra security. After use, clean the packer with mild soap and warm water, then let it air dry. Skipping the mirror check can result in an unnatural bulge that draws attention instead of blending in.
Product Details
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Mr. Limpy: Medium (Light Flesh): The Mr. Limpy Medium is 5.5" long with a shaft of about 5", made from SuperSkin material. This size offers a realistic everyday bulge that works well under most pants without being overly noticeable.
Mr. Limpy: Medium (Light Flesh)
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Mr. Limpy: Large (Medium Flesh): The Mr. Limpy Large is 7" long with a 6" shaft, also made from SuperSkin. Choose this size if you prefer a more prominent look or wear looser clothing where a smaller packer might get lost.
Mr. Limpy: Large (Medium Flesh)
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Mr. Limpy: Small (Medium Flesh): The Mr. Limpy Small is 3.75" long with a 3" shaft. Ideal for beginners or anyone wanting a very subtle, discreet bulge under tight or light-colored pants.
